cloud 9 - is it really worth it???

Cloud 9 floating bar

Cloud 9, how exciting does the name sound?  We were so excited to get the chance to go out there for the day, this is a well overdue trip. We cheated a little and stayed at an Island resort for the night and took the boat over to cloud 9 early the next day, which was a smart move.  The boat ride only took us five minutes and not the one hour and fifteen minute ride on the Excitor. The floating barge was small but it had upper and lower decks. We had no trouble finding a good spot on the upper deck to dump our gear, it looked like a double mattress just thrown on the floor. We got ready to go snorkelling in the best location in Fiji, so the glossy brochures say. 

Relax, sit around, drink, drink and more lying around with a swim inbetween
Pretty hard to find the fish or coral
Oh wait, there's some

The snorkelling was a waste of time, nothing but white sand and a couple of small rocks and empty beer bottles scattered under cloud 9. We and other excited snorkellers had to swim 200m out from cloud 9 to find a couple of fish.  The young German guy told us he was headed back to cloud 9 to get drunk. We were not far behind him.  

What a shock we got when we struggled out of the water and I do mean struggled, there was one small ladder for fifty people to use. The landing was 900mm above the water so taking your fins and mask off and trying to hold on to the ladder without losing your gear was a challenge. That afternoon I was watching a rather large man struggling to get out of the water. Two staff came to his rescue and they were also struggling to get him out of the water. The look on the poor man’s face was saying, I am going to have a heart attack.

Just one very hard to use steps for the snorkellers & swimmers

But that was nothing to what we saw when we got back on deck. Tied up to Cloud 9 was the Excitor and its 35 passengers and three other boats. Yes it was like being a shark in a sardine can, no kidding. If this was in Aussie, the health and safety would have closed it down for overcrowding, there was only one toilet for each sex, so you can imagine how messy the toilets were, gross.  As for ordering a Pizza the couple next to us said he has been waiting one hour and a half for their pizza and he was worried his boat was going to leave before his pizza arrived.

The Excitor day trip arriving at Cloud 9

By 1pm we had had enough of the pushing and shoving so we decided to get back into the water and out of this cattle yard. I asked one of the boys on cloud 9 to point out where is the best place to snorkel, it was where we had just come from, bugger. OK let’s get out of here and back to the resort ASAP.  While we were waiting for our boat to arrive, I watched the boys cooking the Pizza and was shocked to see how they were washing the plates. He was using a very dirty old rag to wipe down the plates and the bench top. Then after wiping down x amount of plates ECT he washed the rag in the ocean ready for the next lot of plates, no soap and hot water. And as for wearing disposable gloves, don’t you replace your gloves after you wipe the sweat off your brow, and immediately after you have finished playing with your nose?

Wood fired pizza made one by one
Cocktails cost around $25 FJD - ouch!

If you're contemplating spending $229 FJD pp to go out to Cloud 9 for the day on the Excitor I wouldn't bother. I would spend my money on South Sea Island $188 or Beachcomber Island for $156 or Treasure Island was excellent at $219 FJD.

However for those staying at Plantation Resort, Muscat Cove, Funky Fish, Tropica or Lomani you can charter a little boat straight out there for about $60 FJD, then when you get bored just go back again.

Pros and cons...

Boat Transfer:  1 hour 15mins on Excitor, longer on a charter boat
Island: No island, it's a floating bar
Beach:  No beach
Swimming pool: Just the ocean
Snorkelling: Rubbish
Lunch: Only pizza as choice, ok, but can wait up to 1 hour 30mins to get it
Activities: None, just drinking, lazing around and swimming
Downside: Can get very packed which means seating can be really tight
Value for money: Not at all
Would we go again: Nope, done it once for a couple of hours and never again

Charter your own boat, island hop with a drop in at cloud 9, don't waste your time with a day trip

Chartering your own boat is definitely the way to go, this way if Cloud 9 is packed or you get bored you can bugger off real quick.  Don't bother trying to have lunch there, have lunch on your charter boat or maybe a lovely resort like Muscat Cove. Get a group together and go island hopping, it's a lot more fun.

Click here to read about chartering your own boat to Cloud 9.

If you're still keen on going to cloud 9 on a day trip, here's where you'll get the best price ...

Excitor to Cloud 9 Day Trip - website
Adult $213 FJD,
 Child $139 FJD
Pay a small deposit now with the balance due on the day. No credit card fees on deposit. Pay balance in cash and avoid extra credit card fees. Valid to 31 March 2017

Cloud 9 on Excitor own website (very complex booking form that didn't look so secure)
Adult $229 FJD, Child $149
PLUS 3% credit card charges when paying online or at the check in desk

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